Michael's 2001 Musings
Michael's (December) Musings
Classic Trials have started up again after the enforced break. I
havent done any events myself yet, but I hope you enjoy Ian Davis piece on The
Exmoor Clouds. The Exeter will see the return of most of us, thats assuming we get
out cars ready in time. Isnt amazing, how we did nothing to them while they
couldnt be used! I won't be competing myself as my entry never reached Mary Margetts
and by the time I made the discovery it was too late! I won't be missing out on the fun
though, Mike Hayward and I will be going down anyway.
I have been thinking about the Selby
Rail Crash, where it is said that Gary Hart went to sleep at the wheel. It looks as if
he will be sent to prison. I can't help wondering if we triallers sail close to the wind
on this one sometimes. On the Exeter I always struggle to stay awake on the way from
breakfast to the first hill and on the long grind down the A30 to Bluehills on The Lands
End. Personally I always take the day off before an MCC event and put my head down before
setting off for the start. I know some people take wakey, wakey pills. Has anyone tried
Red Bull? The endurance element is a key part of MCC trials and without it they would be
loose all their character but we must be careful, especially with the speed of
I used to drive home after the Edinburgh until the day I went to sleep on
the Motorway. I remember I was dreaming about somebody knocking on my bedroom door trying
to wake me up. I did and it was the sound of my wheels on the Cats Eyes. After that I stay
in Buxton overnight!
Michael's (November) Musings
The Gill Morrell Trial saw Falcons 2001 season draw to a close with an excellent
event at Brickhill. I had planned to take part in my Nova but it wasnt ready on time
so I spent the day marshalling with Steve Boakes. I hadnt seen him for a while so we
had a great time chatting while I took some pictures and he marshalled the hill!
My only reservation about Brickhill is that its a bit rough for genuine shopping
cars so it was a shame that Kensworth had to be called off. I think we need a genuine
"entry level" venue where you can go home with your spoiler and under-side
Autotesting provides that of course and perhaps so does 12 car rallying. With the
SODs dormant The Watling Motor Sport Club can provide you with more opportunities to
give your shopping car some exercise. Check out their website at www.watlingmsc.freeserve.co.uk Jamie,
Owen and friends have given Falcon some good support recently and I am sure they would
love to see you.
Michael's (October) Musings
It was good to get the Exeter regs through the post. I think we are all
feeling pretty deprived with no Classic Trials. The Ebworth and Exmoor Clouds are going to
run but The Allen and The Hardy are both off.
Like many people I havent touched my trials car during the summer so
lets hope it goes when the time comes. Thats assuming I get an entry of course as I
didnt get mine in the post until Wednesday morning.
Going back to The Exeter its really great to see the MCC are running
Class 0. Hopefully this will be a great success and could be the ideal way for
Falcons who have heard how rough Classic Trials are to dip their toes in the water.
I know it will attract a lot of older machinery but it should also be
possible to use some of the less suitable modern vehicles without having to raise the
suspension so the car is on stilts.
Michael's (September) Musings
It seems it could be the Exeter in January 2002 when most of us get back to Classic
Trialling. Organisers are justifiably reluctant to approach farmers for permission to
cross their land when Foot and Mouth still threatens.
The rights of way in Bedfordshire and Hertfordshire all reopened at the end of July,
which meant I could get in a bit of Mountain Biking while there was still some summer
The other week I did a forty miler, including all the sections around Whitwell that we
use on the March Hare. They looked pretty tough as the recent rain had sent a lot of water
rushing down the hills, washing all the mud away and leaving a surface of loose stones.
Lets hope that Falcon can run the March Hare next year.
Michael's (August) Musings
As a keen Falcon it was great to see the club back in competitive action
again at Upper Caldecote on Sunday. There was a super entry, a nice blend of old and new,
novice and experienced, applying to both cars and drivers!
Interesting that Simon Robson set FTD in his first autotest driving his
Liege, which is far from an ideal car. Its a sport where driving skill is far more
important than the car.
Personally I didnt agree with the committees decision on what
it regards as Autotest specials. OK they can still take part but its not much
fun if you cant go for FTD. In the old days of Autocross I think they had a 5%
penalty which imho is a better idea.
Neil B has a Skamp in his collection now and I would love to see him and Roger Dudley
battling it out, they might even beat a certain Mr Robson!
Michael's (July) Musings
Time continues to be a problem here in the Classical Gas Garage. Things are changing in
the day job. My little bit of the big muti-national company I have been with for nearly 30
years is being sold off and its down to me to sort out the UK bit.
The Beetle still sits in the garage and perhaps this will be the first
year since I have had it that it wont be stripped down in the summer. It looks as if
there will be no Edinburgh and perhaps very few Classic trails this year. The problem is
the long lead times in organising the route which has to be submitted six months in
I have a backlog of articles in my head so hopefully I will still be able to produce
your favourite column even if there are no events to write about!
Just seen the MCC Newsletter. It's great news about the Class ). I am
sure that a lot of people will be prepared to bring out their P&J's. Of the people I
know it would be nice for Neil Bray to trial Primrose again and Peter Mountain his Morgan.
Then it would be super to see Kevin Barnes Singer and perhaps it could even awake Mike
Furse's Mercury Special!
I'm not so sure I like the proposed new format for the Lands End. This
is the last long distance reliability trial and shortening the route and dropping the
night sections isn't good news as far as I am concerned.
Michael's (June) Musings
Time seems to be my great enemy these days. Do you remember those far off
days when your day at work seemed to drag? These days it seems that no sooner have I had
breakfast than its seven in the evening, Im tired out through working so hard
and have done nothing! They say thats what happens when you get old!.
The day job is a bit demanding these days but looking around I suppose
Im lucky to have one! With the F&M this should have been a summer with plenty of
time to re-build the Beetle but the way things are going it may be the first one for ten
years that it doesnt get touched. Computers have been occupying a lot of time at
home. I have treated the machine in the dinning room to a new hard disk. Its sort of
working now but boy was it a tough three days!
Michael's (May) Musings
Well it was a very strange Easter staying at home in Bedfordshire rather than going on
the Lands End. At least the lawn got done!
It doesnt look like we will be doing any Classic Trials this side of the summer and
perhaps not even then. Our much loved politicians have been telling us "the
countryside is open for business" but it hasnt been. I use this tense because
only this week I see the local woodlands near us has big "OPEN" signs on it.
This is great because at least it means I will have somewhere to go mountain biking.
It seems that the MSA (I still keep wanting to call them the RAC) will start issuing
permits for off-road events that are not on farmland so perhaps there is hope for the
Falcon Autotest series.
Michael's (April) Musings
It seems so long ago! Michael's card being marked as he spins to a stop
on Simm's greasy slab.
The Foot and Mouth is really biting into Motorsport now, with the MSA
cancelling permits for most off-road events. Its a strange situation though.
You can be fined £5,000 for walking along a footpath that crosses a Golf Course yet you
can play a round of Golf on it as its on private land!
It certainly does seem a funny old world as some things are affected and
some arent. I went on a corporate Off-Roading day on private land the other day, all
perfectly legal, but our autotest series is under threat even though its in Neil
Brays back garden!
I wonder what will happen if its still with us at the British Grand
Prix when most of the surrounding farms get used for camping and un-official car parks?
Its going to be very strange not being in Cornwall this Easter!
Michael's (March) Musings
Its been a really busy couple of months for me and Ive either
been working or trialling every week-end since Christmas. The ride with Dudley was fixed
up by Murray MacDonald who called to say hed arranged a special treat for my
Birthday! As you will gather from my report it really was a fantastic day and all being
well I will bounce for Dudley again on the Kyrle.
I have just heard that The March Hare has had to be cancelled because of
the Foot and Mouth. Like the rest of you I feel desperately sorry for the organisers that
this has happened after all their hard work. It really was a shame as we had a very good
It really has been a tough period for organisers with our Edlesborough
event and the MACs Clee Hills having to be cancelled as well because of the
I understand Brickhill went well, despite the mist and we have The Lands
End and the Autotest series to look forward to.
Michael's (February) Musings
Michael failing to get over the step at Crooked Mustard on The Cotswold
Clouds (picture by John Salter)
Its been a tough couple of weeks for organisers. The Exeter turned
out to be a great trial for those with well prepared cars with a couple of great new
sections during the early hours of the morning when it was still dark for most
However, the weather had wreaked havoc on Tillerton, Slippery Sam and Higher Gabwell, the
water rushing down the slope had washed huge gullies between the rocks making them very
rough. It does of course emphasise the ever increasing gap between the standards of cars
and competitors as these sections were a nightmare for newcomers.
The Exeter will certainly have helped the MCCs financial budget as quite a few
triple aspirants lost their clean sheets on Simms.
At least The Exeter ran. Simon Woodall and his team must have been devastated when they
saw all that snow and they had to cancel their event.
We most hope for good weather for the remainder of our early season trials.
Michael's Beetle scraping it's tail on the lower reaches of Burledge
I hope everyone had a great Christmas. I am having a busy one. It's less
than a week to the Exeter and I haven't finished the work to the Beetle yet! As well as
fixing the damage that occurred on the Allen when one of the back brakes broke up I am
raising the back a bit. As you Beetle types know this is not the most pleasant job!
Talking of Beetles I hear a rumour that none other than ACTC Chairman
David Alderson will be driving a Wolfsberg Wonder on The Exeter. This is the ex Graham
Brazier, triple winning, type 4 powered 1303 that he took in part exchange for his Rally
Beetle and has been in son Liam's hands for the last year.
As I guess most of you know David is planning to leave our shores to head
for a warmer climate and the Beetle and his Troll were up for sale. Well I understand the
Troll has indeed been sold and will appear on The Exeter in the hands of Falcon's Davis
Thompson. By the way this is all unconfirmed and I heard it in strictest confidence so
don't tell anyone will you................
It was nice to get "Re-Start" before Christmas and Pat's piece
sent me scurrying for my Clee Hills regs to find - yes I had missed the fact that Simon
Woodall and Barbera Selkirk will be running the event this year. Like many organisers
Jonathan and Pat have taken on more and more and finally they needed to drop something.
It's good that Simon and Barbera were able to step back in the Clee Hill's chair as it is
a very good event and it would have been a shame to loose it.